It looks pretty with the sun shining, but don't let that fool you. This kind of cold is dangerous.
Because Minnesota is known for extreme winters, there is always a plethora of "It's so cold" jokes going around. I thought I'd share a few, because everyone knows, laughing warms you up!
It's so cold that . . .
Pet stores are selling puppies, gerbils, and penguins.
You have to break the smoke off your chimney.
You open the fridge to heat your house.
You have to chisel your dog off the fire hydrant.
I chipped my tooth on my soup.
Cows are giving ice cream.
Polar bears are booking vacations to Hawaii.
Sled dogs are making emergency calls for AAA.
Snowmen come inside at night.
I left Starbucks with a mocha and got into the car with a fudgesicle.
Scotsmen are wearing down-filled kilts.
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